Would you like some soda?

So I am sitting in the recliner this evening and my youngest brings his cup over to me and asks for some soda. Now he does not drink a lot of soda, neither do we. We probably go through two 2 liters between all of us in a week, bottled water is our preferred poison and I generally kill a case of Ozarka in 2 days by myself.

So he brings his glass, we are weaning him from the sippy cups, over and asks me for some soda. Only problem is that I was drinking some water and I have not seen a bottle of soda since the day before yesterday. I tell him, "Sorry buddy but Daddy does not have any soda for you tonight" and with that he just turns and walks off.

I thought he left the room but a second later he emerges from behind the couch with a bottle of soda and tosses it in my lap. Apparently much like the cookie caches he used to keep he has a stash of soda he keeps behind the couch. Nice warm soda. Bleech...